-shr00ms:

You made me feel special. And then you left.

routeninetyfour:

I look cross eyed and my mirror is dirty and my bin is overflowing but I’m going to a party holla
help

I still cannot log in the tumblr app): i even uninstalled it and installed it back onto my phone and it still wont let me log in /:
Piece of shit app. Someone help meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

(Source: afrodite-xo)

sydhad:

wanny is beautiful.
damamgedinvestigator:

allbecauseoftheboys:

Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Happy Holidays, Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

this deserves a million notes omfg
v00x:

wow
m3rmers:

m3rmers:

love me pls


yooooo. I feel like I’ve changed a good bit
deadlycollision:

WHOO

Me

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

revuhleyshuhn:

Follow me on Instagram @melissaspitter :)
revuhleyshuhn:

Waitin for Brandon to come pick me up so I won’t starve to death
well…

My tumblr app wont let me log in. Ive changed the password multiple times and still nothing. Can anyone help?